The 50 Contestants In The Miss Teen Dream Pageant Thought This Was Going To Be A Fun Trip To The Beach, Where They Could Parade In Their State Appropriate Costumes And Compete In Front Of The Cameras.But Sadly, Their Airplane Had Another Idea, Crashing On A Desert Island And Leaving The Survivors Stranded With Little Food, Little Water, And Practically No Eyeliner What S A Beauty Queen To Do Continue To Practice For The Talent Portion Of The Program Or Wrestle Snakes To The Ground Get A Perfect Tan Or Learn To Run Wild And What Should Happen When The Sexy Pirates Show Up Welcome To The Heart Of Non Exfoliated Darkness.
What is it about writing an author bio that gives me that deer in headlights feeling It s not exactly like I m going to say I was born in Alabama and somebody s going to jump up and snarl, Oh yeah Prove it At least I hope not.I think what gets me feeling itchy is all that emphasis on the facts of a life, while all the juicy, relevant, human oddity stuff gets left on the cutting room floor.
- 396 pages
- Beauty Queens
- Libba Bray
- 10 February 2019 Libba Bray